Ho ho ho.

Eleven-year old Khloe Leslie recently turned on her copy of Animal Crossing: Wild World to be greeted with the phrase "fucking cow" when talking to one of her villagers.

The Scottish girl has now been banned from playing the game after enquiring with her mother.

A Nintendo spokesperson quite rightly said that the game "is either a pirate copy" or that the phrase came from "user-inputted text" when pressed by the OUTRAGED media. It is very likely that the phrase came from a Wi-Fi visitor or the like, and it's even more likely that a constellation of stars closely resembling a penis will soon appear in the night sky.